What did you say?

Returning home tired and emotional from watching the England-Trinis match and hearing Sanjiv Ahuja's speech at the Idate reception (more of that later) I mistakenly texted the following to our home phone number "Hi hon I'm on the train and hungry. xxx" My wife was impressed to get her first SMS-fixed message, but pointed out that the synthesised voice version she heard sounded like an invitation to a porn chat line. A lesson to us all...